You know, some things are not funny. But they can be if you look at them from a different angle-- kinda sideways. So this is not funny, but I'm going to make it so. Here goes: I took my two new basset hounds, Barkley and Roxy (we had to trade in the other one, Lily,… Continue reading Buy one mop, get new messes free
I am very excited today (sorry, honey, it's not you). I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I am so excited about my new mop. Did those words really just come out of my mouth? I apologize to anyone who used to know me in my previous intellectual life. I know that all… Continue reading There’s a new mop in town
So it's raining today. A steady drizzle accompanied by gloomy gray skies. I have no food in the house and need to go to two different stores to get everything we need. Two toddlers and two stores. Not a good math problem. Two toddlers plus two stores equals two meltdowns. But I'm ready for… Continue reading Another rainy day and not an umbrella to be found
Okay, so I do admit it. I LOVE McDonald's oatmeal!!! It is sweet and fruity and warm and absolutely delicious. It blows Starbucks' oatmeal out of the water! Their oatmeal does not compare to McDonald's oatmeal. Shhhh... don't tell anyone though because I don't think that it is pc in my world (folks who listen… Continue reading I shouldn’t admit this, but…
Another day, another gray hair. I have decided that no matter how much harder she makes my life, I am going to keep the little basset hound, Lily. I will get through to her-- she will adore and love me like my basset-mix, Sweet Pea, did-- and I will make this work. However, no… Continue reading Who wants Spaghetti-Os?
Today was ballet day for my three year old. She looks forward to this all week. As soon as we walk out the door of the ballet studio at the end of class, she begins asking if the next day is ballet day. Every morning, same question: Is today ballet day? Today, I got… Continue reading My underpants are making me angry
It isn't enough that I had two in diapers and an ailing dog who was urinating and defecating all over the house two months ago? That wasn't enough for me, was it? No, now we have added 2 more dogs to our family-- 2 dogs who, I was told, are wonderfully housebroken-- who are urinating… Continue reading Who pee’d and how do you spell pee’d?